Anonymous asked: Prepare yourself.... The Purple Wedding is coming.

You can’t break my stride.

May it be the most grand wedding known to Westeros.

lordofthehollowhill-deactivated asked: Shh the fires are telling me that... you're a faggitt

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that I am the King, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Essos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in battle warfare and I have the top sword arm in all of Westeros. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before by the old Gods and the new, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a raven? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the trained assassins across the Narrow Sea and they are tracking you down right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, eyepatch-boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every Valyrian weapon in Westeros and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ooc: daily apology for being absent omg eoihgwihgwigw



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facelesswolf replied to your post: .

where da fuq r u going u ludacris fool

gotta continue brushing up on school shit and prepare for my test, plus I just got a job :/



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Anonymous asked: when the fuck does Joffrey die?!

When the fuck do you die?!